Jasmine Tame @ TheMinion.com
You've seen Jasmine Tame on numerous sites but you haven't seen her truly earn a slut's paycheck. She's normally fucking some anorexic-looking homo and not some manly chap such as myself. I transformed into Super Minion so that I wouldn't go ape shit once she showed me those delicious plump milk sacks that her bras is lucky enough to house. She has an ounce you could bounce a quarter off of which made it difficult for me not to jam my super shaft up her shit pipe. She slobbed my knob as my nose powder raced past my sinuses and pumped my brain with a rush that nearly knocked me off my feet. Jasmine Tame's mouth turned into a vacuum and my knob disappeared in her mouth even when my tongue tickled her clit as she was on top of me. Super Minion's daily ordeal wouldn't be complete until I slid my phallus between zeppelins that some Beverly Hills doctor did some work a few years prior. Like a starved wench she unlocked her jaw to take my leaking oil well of cock juice and she swallowed every drop so my kids could swim in her stomach.

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Crissy Cums @ TheMinion.com
Crissy Cums has a great set of boobs. I really can't talk too much shit on her since she wasn't as violent as previous porn bitchs on this site. Chrissy Cums nurtured my boner as if gold came out of it. She rode me as if her life depended on it. Crissy has a rock hard head on her shoulders since she kept her sanity throughout the duration of our sex session. She even asked me to take her back to her hotel for another go around. I almost allowed that to happen but I couldn't for two reasons. 1- I had to wait for the maids to clean up the aftermath and 2- I had to make it to the market on time since they were about to mark the donuts 1/2 off. Did Crissy Cock juice after our romp? Did I digest another 3000 calories before the night was over? Absolutely!

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Debbie Dallas @ TheMinion.com
I had my buddy, boy porn man Steve Holmes, come over to test out this brand new porn star Debbie Dallas. He penetrated her as best as he could while I gave commentary and had a tiny feast ( a feast of less than 5000 calories at a time). He dumped his load and then it was my turn. Debbie Dallas got to coition me, a super pornstar in high demand, and Steve Holmes who is a mope at best. Debbie didn't do Dallas today but she made her rounds through porn valley and got me, a guy, and some fellow you may or may not have heard of. She couldn't get enough of my massive tool and I had to give her the inevitable cumshot since it was getting late and my local deli was about to close. After all, I do have my priorities.

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Crissy Tyler @ TheMinion.com
I am the king of my castle. Copulate it, I'm the king of all that is pornography. Some forgettable porn strumpet brought Crissy Tyler by in hopes of pimping her out to me for some fast money. My cash flow is endless just like my colon, so I decided to give this loose woman a run for the money. I even wore a safety hat on because my massive intellect is too important to the survival of the human race. Crissy Tyler took my jizz all over her face and had a fight with her porn star friend on their way back home. I can only imagine that they were arguing over which one of them would get to coitus me the next time. So many bitches, not enough time. So many burgers, not enough fries.

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Faith @ TheMinion.com
Here I am sitting in my home drinking a gallon of soy milk when porn star wannabe Faith comes waling in. I find her name interesting since it has a biblical meaning behind it but then again, 99 cent burgers aren't really 99 cents once you're done paying tax on it. Anyways, Faith nurtured me by filling my gullet with soy milk. I returned the favor by nurturing her face with my guy semen which I'm told smelled like rancid sperm cheese. Look at Faith's expressionless face as my shaft rocks a hefty load of cock juice on it. Why oh why do I continue to abase wacky loose lady's? Simple. Food cost is rising as well as the cost of gasoline to take you to go out to eat. Oh Faith, wherever you are I miss you and want to dump another load on your miserable face.

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Chantelle @ TheMinion.com
She's nice-looking. she's stunning, and after I was done with her she was a member of The Witness Protection Program. Someone was telling her that the world of porn was filled with parties and non-stop money making ventures. She was w-r-o-n-g and I was there to make her world come crashing down. She needed to know right away that porn isn't a dating service and she'd have to work hard in order to keep a roof over her head, clothes on her back, and food in my stomach. She came to me with a smile on her face and left with the same look on her face that I had when my local BBQ restaurant went under. With a hard tool in my pants I showed mercy to the dumb little kitten and gave the the honor of sucking my penis right before she could ride my weenie. Did I enjoy myself? Absoultely I did. Did she have fun? I don't know nor do I care. All I know is that her nooky was tighter than the valves in my heart after a dozen pastrami sandwiches. I do remember the look of satisfaction on her face when I dumped my load on her wobblers. She wasted no time in chasing that check which I bet soon found its way up her nose.

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Chantelle @ TheMinion.com
She's pretty. she's stunning, and after I was done with her she was a member of The Witness Protection Program. Someone was telling her that the world of porn was filled with parties and non-stop money making ventures. She was w-r-o-n-g and I was there to make her world come crashing down. She needed to know right away that porn isn't a dating service and she'd have to work hard in order to keep a roof over her head, clothes on her back, and food in my stomach. She came to me with a smile on her face and left with the same look on her face that I had when my local BBQ restaurant went under. With a hard boner in my pants I showed mercy to the dumb little beauty and gave the the honor of sucking my shaft right before she could ride my boner. Did I enjoy myself? Absoultely I did. Did she have fun? I don't know nor do I care. All I know is that her girl pot was tighter than the valves in my heart after a dozen pastrami sandwiches. I do remember the look of satisfaction on her face when I dumped my load on her milk wagons. She wasted no time in chasing that check which I bet soon found its way up her nose.

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Chantelle @ TheMinion.com
She's nice-looking. she's stunning, and after I was done with her she was a member of The Witness Protection Program. Someone was telling her that the world of porn was filled with parties and non-stop money making ventures. She was w-r-o-n-g and I was there to make her world come crashing down. She needed to know right away that porn isn't a dating service and she'd have to work hard in order to keep a roof over her head, clothes on her back, and food in my stomach. She came to me with a smile on her face and left with the same look on her face that I had when my local BBQ restaurant went under. With a hard knob in my pants I showed mercy to the dumb little babe and gave the the honor of sucking my cock right before she could ride my pecker. Did I enjoy myself? Absoultely I did. Did she have fun? I don't know nor do I care. All I know is that her slit was tighter than the valves in my heart after a dozen pastrami sandwiches. I do remember the look of satisfaction on her face when I dumped my load on her breasts. She wasted no time in chasing that check which I bet soon found its way up her nose.

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Tina Fine @ TheMinion.com
Tina Fine came into my place wearing workout clothing. How dare she insult myself and my home with wearing clothes you lose weight in! I had to school her some respect but not before I chowed down on some whipped semen and other snacks I always have around. My bed looked like a war zone after we were done but it was well worth it. Tine Fine left with a satisfied snatch, a nice payday, and whatever dignity and self respect she has left. I however, kept my food and left the dirty sheets to my maid.

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Anita @ TheMinion.com
Do you ever get the feeling that the cutie pie you're talking to doesn't have much in the brains department? Anita was just that was as my verbal onslaught caught her off guard like a mexican being pulled over in Arizona. Thankfully I had a stomach full of food which made our encounter a bit tolerable. However, she's a charming piece of ass which made me overlook her subpar personality and we were off to the races. I wrapped my prick so her germs couldn't infest my adonis-like body. She rode me until my pecker wanted to pop early but I wanted her to suffer a little bit more. I did end up dropping a smelly load down her throat and she left my house less upbeat than when she first entered.

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